My 'FRIENDS' (with apostrophes...)

WARNING!

Big spoiler

Not for those who are easily bored by bullshit!

(Disclaimer: None of these are my my original artworks)

This post is actually dedicated to my friend, Syah-Bana. She wrote in her post that she had a horse as friend. I find it true. I mean, our friends don't need to be human.

I have some 'friends' who aren't humans. You want to know? I think that you all will be soooooooo..... shocked that you will jumped out of your skin. So, prepare yourself...

My friends, to be honest, are
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Blink-blink... 0.o

Waiting long enough, eh? Have you well-prepared enough for this?

Okay, my 'friends' are...
SOME CHARACTERS FROM GAME!!!!!
Mwahahahahahaha..... I'm happy I can make you all surprised
(It's actually obvious. Just look at the picture on the left upper side of this post... =P)

Dumbfounded... @.@
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Okay, you may think that I'm crazy, especially after knowing that I'm a pyromaniac, am I right?

Well, to be honest, I don't have so many good friends or soulmates. So yeah, slowly but sure, those 'humans' I meet from game become my 'friends'.

Hmmm... Now I'm talking about my 'friends' (ARG! Enough with this apostrophes! What's so wrong with having friends with those from games?) from my favorite game ever and forever, Dynasty Warriors. You want me to show you about my friends? Well, I searching for a video about them in YouTube and finally I found a funny one! Hey, I never thought that my friends are so famous

{"Tee-hee... of course they are famous, you pyromaniac idiot!"} Okay, that's you. I don't care if I'm a pyromaniac idiot or something like that...

Uh... I mean, yes, they are famous and it is undoubted.

(Nyyaaah... this isn't my work. You can find the source HERE! Credited to Phat139 for the awesome video. Okay, don't sue...)

Unfortunately, these are from Dynasty Warriors 6. I don't find any from Dynasty Warriors 5. Okay, everybody! Let me introduced my friends to you all! (OMG... it would be a long explanation....). Now, start from 00:18!

First of all, not only my friends, but it has already happened to be a part of my families. And that's from the KINGDOM of WU!!!!! (standing applause...)


00:18-00:19
The boy who appeared at the first time, jumping merrily, is Lu Xun. Thinking about it, since he is my favorite character, he become my closest friend too!

00:19-00:33
Then, it was four man, dancing with a funny move. From the left, it's Lu Meng (yeah, don't say you don't know him yet. He is Lu Xun's teacher, remember?). Then it's Ling Tong (Gan Ning's sworn brother whose father was killed by Gan Ning himself). Then, the shortest one is... of course it Lu Xun! And the most right is Gan Ning (the ex-pirate who later joined Wu and became Ling Tong's brother).

00:34-00:39
Next, it was two girl, wearing the exactly same clothes. They look like twins. They are the Qiao's sister. Okay. Who are they? They were said to be the most beautiful girls in China that time. It said that their beauty shone brighter than any moon or stars and put the most beautiful flower to shame. The girl on the left is Da Qiao, the older among the two and the other is Xiao Qiao.

00:40-00:45
Next, it was two man. Yep, you might think that the one with the high pony-tail is girl. But HE isn't. HE is a MAN. The girly-looking man is Zhou Yu and the other one is Sun Ce. They were also a sworn brothers like Gan Ning and Ling Tong. But since their story wasn't as interesting as Gan Ning's and Ling Tong's, I put theirs instead. (just for information, Zhou Yu was another Lu Xun's teacher when Sun Ce was, ACTUALLY, Lu Xun's father-in-law >)

00:46-00:55
Then, the next was the formation of Sun Ce - Da Qiao - Xiao Qiao - Zhou Yu. Yep. Da Qiao was Sun Ce's wife (that makes Da Qiao was Lu Xun's mother-in-law) when Xiao Qiao was Zhou Yu's wife.

00:56
The next (in the very short period of time) is Taishi Ci with the funny-looking triangle hat. He was another good friend of Sun Ce but wasn't as close as Zhou Yu. Oh, and they started by being a rival as well (a rival, not enemy). Next to Taishi Ci is Huang Gai. He was a veteran warrior and why he is holding a bomb is beyond my knowledge. I'm quite sure that in that period, bomb hasn't been invented yet.

00:57-01:07
Next, from the left, it is Sun Shang Xiang, Sun Quan, and Zhou Tai. Oh, crap! Forget to tell you. Have you realized the name Sun Ce, Sun Quan, and Sun Shang Xiang? They both had the same family name. It's Sun. Yeah. They were siblings. I mean they were REAL siblings, not just sworn. Sun Ce was the oldest, then it was Sun Quan, then Sun Shang Xiang. Sun Quan was the first Wu Emperor. Okay, why not Sun Ce became the first emperor since he was the oldest? The answer is Sun Ce didn't live long enough when Wu was finally declared as a new Kingdom, so Sun Quan was the first emperor. In fact, Sun Ce died at the age of 26. Sun Quan outlived him a lot. That's about the Sun siblings. Then, who's Zhou Tai? Zhou Tai was Sun Quan most-trusted bodyguard.

01:08-01:09
Next is Sun Jian and Liu Bei. Forget about Liu Bei first. Sun Jian is the one who wears red clad. He, once again, had Sun as the family name. Yep. Sun Jian was Sun Ce's, Sun Quan's, and Sun Shang Xiang's father. He too, didn't live long enough just like his oldest son. He died at the age of 36.

WOOOOT!!!! Wu has so many friendship relation doesn't it? That's why the kingdom I like most is Wu

Okay, I'm trying to tell you the every realtionship each character has:

1. Sun Ce & Sun Quan & Sun Shang Xiang: Sun siblings
2. The three Sun sibling and Sun Jian: Children and father
3. Sun Jian and Huang Gai: Master and (the most) loyal subordinate
4. Zhou Yu and Sun Ce: Sworn brothers
5. Sun Ce and Da Qiao: Husband and wife
6. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao: Husband and wife
7. Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao: Sisters
8. Sun Ce and Taishi Ci: War comrades (also a good rival, but a good friend too)
9. Sun Quan and Zhou Tai: Master and bodyguard
10. Sun Ce and Lu Xun: Father-in-law and son-in-law
11. Da Qiao and Lu Xun: Mother-in-law and son-in-law
12. Zhou Yu and Lu Xun: Teacher and student
13. Lu Meng and Lu Xun: Teacher and student (That makes Zhou Yu-Lu Meng-Lu Xun: fellow strategists)
    
14. Gan Ning and Ling Tong: Sworn brothers
15. Lu Meng, Lu Xun, Ling Tong, and Gan Ning: Casual friends and also war comrades

15 relationships?! Damn, so many!!!!

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Next is..... KINGDOM of SHU!!! Not really my favorite but yeah, they are cool too.


01:08-01:09
The first one is the Shu Emperor, Liu Bei. Erm, since it isn't about Wu, I won't explain a lot about it.

01:09-01:19
Then, it's Guan Ping and Xing Cai. Who are they? Xing Cai was, according to the real history, Liu Bei's daughter-in-law. But don't know why, in Dynasty Warriors, she is having a slight love relationship with Guan Ping (not true according to the real history though, since Guan Ping was about 19 years older than Xing Cai)

01:20
Next, the three sworn brother. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Their oath in peach garden was, actually, quite famous. If you're a bit of Three-Kingdoms-history freak like me, you can find that their oath was the beginning of the Three Kingdoms period. Well, although they were the most famous, I'm not a Shu-ist (it means a person who likes Shu most). I'm a Wu-ist so I won't spend my time here explaining a lot about them.

01:21-01:31
The next three is Jiang Wei, Zhao Yun, and Ma Chao. They didn't have any relationship actually. Jiang Wei is far younger than both. Well, Zhao Yun and Ma Chao did have a relationship. They were simply the famous Five Tiger General of Shu (I will explain more later).

01:32-01:43
In the first second is a woman. And the next is a man and woman. They are Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying. Who are they? Well, I understand if you don't know Yue Ying. She was Zhuge Liang's wife. But if you don't know Zhuge Liang... well, you'd better leave ASAP. Zhuge Liang was the most brilliant strategist in the Three Kingdoms era. If you don't know yet, watch the 'Battle of Red Cliff' movie. Oh, and he was the MOST famous person from Three Kingdoms Era.

Some of the relation from Shu are just made-up, not according to real history. And that's why they aren't my favorite. Here's the list:

1. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei: Sworn brothers
2. Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Huang Zhong (not in movie): the Five Tiger General (they are the strongest and the most reliable general from Shu)
3. Guan Yu and Guan Ping: Step-father and step-son
4. Zhang Fei and Xing Cai: Father and daughter
5. Liu bei and Xing Cai: Father-in-law and daughter-in-law
6. Yue Ying and Zhuge Liang: Husband and wife
7. Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong (not in movie): Fellow strategists
8. Zhuge Liang and Jiang Wei: Teacher and student

Not so many, to be honest. And furthermore, none of my concern...

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Now...now...now... is the infamous KINGDOM of WEI. I have my own reason for this. First, they simply aren't my favorite. Second, they still simply aren't my favorite. lastly, they will always be simply aren't my favorite. So, you'll meet big spoilers and something like 'meh...' or 'I-don't-care-about-it' stuffs here


01:44-01:54
The first is Zhen Ji and the next is Cao Pi. Zhen Ji was Cao Pi's wife and also the Empress of Wei when Cao Pi was the first Emperor of Wei.

01:55
From the first to the last, that's Cao Ren, Dian Wei, and Xu Zhu. Who are they? Just... just don't give a damn about them. Continue read. If I have enough time to waste, I will explain.

01:56-02:18
WARNING! The chara on the left is MAN! Although he looks like a girl. He was Zhang He, a famous general of Wei. But why the game makes him like a drag queen is, once again, beyond my knowledge. Than, it's Zhang Liao, and on the left is Xu Huang. I don't know why, but on 02:08, Suddenly Zhang Liao disappears and Sima Yi pops up. Okay, Sima Yi is, ACTUALLY, the winner of the Three Kingdoms. Nah, Wei wasn't the winner. It was Sima Family that rule China in the end. And yada... yada...

02:19-02:33
It's Xiahou Dun in the first time (beware, he isn't as cute as he looks in the movie). Then, Xiahou Yuan, Xiahou Dun, Cao Cao, and Cao Pi are dancing all together. Xiahou Yuan was Xiaghou Dun's brother and both Xiahous were Cao Cao's cousin. Oh, and Cao Ren was also Cao Cao's cousin. Cao Pi was Cao Cao's son. Well, Cao Cao didn't live long enough to be emperor so Cao Pi was the first Wei Emperor.

Okay, as usual, the relation...

1. Cao Cao and Cao Pi: Father and son
2. Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan: Xiahou brothers
3. Cao Cao, Cao Ren, and Xiahou brothers: Cousins
4. Cao Pi and Zhen Ji: Husband and wife
5. Cao Cao and Dian Wei: Master and bodyguard
6. Cao Cao and Xu Zhu: Master and bodyguard
7. Cao Cao and Zhen Ji: Father-in-law and daughter-in-law
   

The Kingdom with the least relationship. Makes me bored...

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ARG! And now is the Ronin or you can say 'Other'. Actually, I REALLY don't want to explain, but yeah... here they are...


02:34-02:44
It's Lu Bu. Who is he? He was the strongest warrior in Three Kingdoms Era. There's a saying like this: "Among men, Lu Bu... among horse, Red Hare". Red Hare was Lu Bu's horse. It says that it could run 500 miles per day.

02:45-02:57
The first is Diao Chan. Lu Bu's wife. Then, it's Lu Bu, Diao Chan, and Zhang Liao. Zhang Liao, before working under Cao Cao of Wei, was actually Lu Bu's most trusted subordinate. Nothing much to say...

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02:59-03:08
Then, all of the characters I have mentioned before appeared once again and meshed into one. Well, if you still don't know them, read my writings above. I'm not going to explain once more.

03:09
It's Xiao Qiao. End of explanation...

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Well.... What do you think? You're free to call me a weirdo, but heck, that's the truth. Hope you respect it. Alright. That's for now. I'm tired after writing this so many writings...

Note (just for Ma'am Ing): So sorry that I'm writing a lot of crap, Ma'am. But, you said that I just have to write about 'Friend'. I assume that it's save to say that you allowed any of us to write anything that related to 'Friendship'. Since they are my friends, I think it's okay to write about them.