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Rabu, 22 Oktober 2008

And That's Why I'm a PYROMANIAC

This post is dedicated to Evita. She wrote on her post that a family could be someone who is closest with us, whether that person is tied on blood relation or not. Great post! You should read her post!

Okay, that's where I get the idea...

Guess who's my 'family'...?
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Good guess! My family is FIRE!
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Of course not... =P Although, yes, I love FIRE.

Okay, a little hint... Look at this picture.
Get any idea? No? Oh, man! You're all hopeless!
My 'family' is, the WU KINGDOM! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hmmm... but, well, you know... not all of them. As I've promised, I will tell you my 'brother' from this game.

My 'brother' is... (ARGGGHHHH!!! This apostrophe again!) Guess who!
Huh? NONE of you know? Well, my brother is as pyromaniac as me. Oh, correction. He's far more pyromaniac than me.

He's... Lu Xun!

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@.@

Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?! If I think he's my brother, so what?

Okay, let me explain, then.

Lu Xun is the coolest character in Dynasty Warriors series, you of all people should have known that! His Speed point is always be the best above all character. In DW4, he has an impressive Defense point, while in DW5, his Attack point is beyond average. In DW3, DW4, and DW5 he wields twin sword which are so cool and fast. As always, Chibi picture!!! Lu Xun from DW 4. He looks so cute, doesn't him?

Lu Xun in Dynasty Warriors is the youngest character (apart from Xiao Qiao). He's only 17 (historically incorrect). But still, I often wonder why KOEI makes Lu Xun so young? That's beyond my knowledge...

Okay, let's down to the business. Why I think Lu Xun is cool? Look at this picture...

It's Lu Xun and Gan Ning. Look, Lu Xun is busy studying while Gan Ning is just yawning and soon falls asleep. They are completely laid back. Lu Xun is diligent and hardworking. He's a student after all... No, there's nothing wrong with the grammar. I use present tense because he IS really a student in the GAME. As in the REAL history, I don't know very well. I just know that he was a strategist of Wu.

Okay, the next reason is that he's (and was, I mean, in the real history too) very courteous, humble, and respectful toward his superiors. Okay, that's mean, if he lived in our times, he would be a polite student who respectful toward his teachers. Well, to be honest, we as a students sometimes don't obey our teachers. From him, I learn that we should be respect toward the old.

I hope his movie will make you easier to understand.

The man with a high ponytail is Lu Meng, he's Lu Xun's teacher.

Oh, and he will try anything to not let his superiors, especially his teachers, down. Take a look at this video!

The man with a long hair is Zhou Yu, another Lu Xun's teacher. That's mean Lu Xun has 2 teachers.

Next, he's so humble and patient (have I mentioned this before?). Let me tell you a story about this.

As Lu Xun was a fairly young officer, many doubted his capabilities as strategist. Liu Bei was after revenge for the death of his brother, Guan Yu, who had been defeated by Lu Meng at Fan Castle. Lu Xun was able to see that the Ruler of Shu was blinded by vengeance, therefore the young strategist was able to come up with a suited plan for the situation.
Liu Bei's large army had camped at Yi Ling waiting for the Wu to charge. Lu Xun knew Liu Bei's plan and decided to counteract this by merely waiting for the perfect opportunity to utilise his plan fully. Lu Xun ordered his troops to wait until he gave further orders. Many officers of Wu challenged Lu Xun about his ideas, but Lu Xun remained calm against the hostility and his chance to strike Liu Bei soon arrived.
Shu troops were losing morale as they were hot and restless. Even though knowing it would leave the camp suspectable to fire, Liu Bei moved the Shu camps towards the forest for shelter from the sun. Lu Xun was waiting for this moment to arrive, and soon ordered a fire attack against Liu Bei. The attack was launched by Zhu Ran, and Liu Bei's troops were decimated.Liu Bei decided it was better to retreat than face Wu now.
Source HERE!

Well, well, well, there's a quite interesting story about it. I read the novel and yes, many officers of Wu doubted his ability. When Lu Xun was appointed as a commander at Yi Ling, most of them were disappointed. One of them named Zhou Tai. At first, he disagreed that the Emperor pointed Lu Xun as the commander. This what he said. "Why did our lord make a scholar the First Marshal? Now East Wu is lost!" In the other word, he belittled Lu Xun. It was correct, though. Lu Xun was still young and inexperienced that time.
Anyway, what happened in the end? Look at this video...

The man with a long sword that looks like katana is Zhou Tai.
In the end, Zhou Tai had seen how Lu Xun devised all the strategies and he respected him since then.

When Sun Quan, the Wu Emperor, received a report about how the generals refused to follow Lu Xun's order because of his young age, Sun Quan asked Lu Xun after he returned (and of course bring victory to them). This is the conversation:

Sun Quan: "Why did you not report to me right away about the generals' disobeying military orders?"
Lu Xun: “I receive great kindness from the country and have been given a position beyond my abilities. Moreover, out of the generals in question, some were the heart and spirit of the state, some fought as her teeth and claws; others were responsible in the building of the country’s foundation in some other way. They were all important and talented people of the country on whom the country relies. Although I have only mediocre qualities, I seek to imitate Xiangru and Kou Xun’s putting up with and working with their colleagues, for the well-being of the state.”
Source HERE!

Awesome answer...

The next cool thing about Lu Xun is... he's cool. What's more? I mean, I don't know whether he was really cool in the real history but in DW5 he's so damn cool!!! Look at this video!

The man in the green clad is Guan Ping. Who the heck is he?! Let's just say he's Lu Xun's rival from Shu. Anyway, Guan Ping exaggerates to much when he says "Once I have avenged my father, this world shall return to order!". yes, Lu Xun DID kill his father. But they were enemies, weren't they? And since Guan Ping says that, is that mean once he killed Lu Xun, China will stop the war? Is that mean Lu Xun brings the chaos to the land? What a bullshit...
But hey, don't give a damn about Guan Ping. Just look how Lu Xun dodges all Guan Ping's attack. He's so agile and fast (and cool...)

The next reason is...
Dammit! Actually i don't want to tell you this. But it seems I have no choice. You can just look at the movie here and you'll understand everything...

Find any clue? No? Oh CRAP! Should I explain it to you?
Well, as what Zhu Rong (the amazon warrior) says, Lu Xun is cute. That's it. just as simple as cake. Yes, yes, Lu Xun is cute, isn't him? Although I'm SO sure that he wasn't cute in the real history. That's why I use Simple Present Tense (may I repeat). Sadly, why does Lu Xun look like a nerdy dumbass there? Well, that just makes him cuter, doesn't it? I absolutely agree with Zhu Rong when she says "Well, aren't you a cute one?". But I disagree when she says "I don't suppose you can fight." Actually, Lu Xun'd better says "Just because I'm cute, doesn't mean I can't fight!" And note that Lu Xun says "When I fight I turn into a raging fire!" Heck... what a way for Lu Xun to show his 'manliness'... Anyway, this cutscene is hilarious!

And the last (and the least) is he's a pyromaniac too! Well, actually the reason why I become a pyromaniac is him and him alone. I started to be a pyromaniac when I saw this cutscene.

When I saw this, I was thinking "OMG... Lu Xun is so cool with the fire." or "how cute a boy playing with fire..." And I was then thinking that if FIRE is cool too! That's why now I'm started to love fire and...

THAT'S WHY I'M A PYROMANIAC!

But, hey! I'm happy being a pyromaniac, you know...
Well, you might not believe it but this is true! Really!
Now, I called him the 3P. What's 3P? 3P is:
PRODIGY (This is quite obvious. Lu Xun, although he was still young, had shown amazing talent.)
PYROMANIAC (MWAHAHAHA.... Some day Lu Xun and I will be arsonist! And I will burn your house so prepare yourself! )
PRETTY BOY (This what I think. Because, when I played this game for the first time and I saw Lu Xun, I thought he was a girl! That's not my fault! Look at his clothes!)

Just to let you know, Lu Xun (from the game of course! Not from the real history!) and I have sworn an oath of brotherhood.

Lu Xun: Huh? Really? Since when?
Me: Since I found out that you're a boy and not a girl.
Lu Xun: I'm not a boy! I'm a MAN!
Me: Okay, okay, bro... you're a man. But a feminine one...
Lu Xun: (Throws tantrum)

Hehehe... Well, awesome of a brother, isn't it? Lu Xun and fire both rocks!

Anyway, Lu Xun from the picture is DW4 Lu Xun. Lu Xun from the video is DW5 Lu Xun. Lu Xun in my previous post (short-haired and wear no hat) is DW6 Lu Xun. However, from DW3 to DW6, he's still cool as usual, kicking ass through and through. From the beginning of the series, Lu Xun is always so girly for an unknown reason. In DW6, KOEI makes him more manly and I think it's a futile effort since he's still girly...

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How about the rest of the Wu officers?
Of course they are my family too! But still, Lu Xun is the 'closest' among all!

WU CONQUER ALL!
AND LU XUN ROCKS!
AND FIRE RULES ALL!

~Lu Xun shall fall when the hell freeze over...~

Disclaimer: None of those works are mine. They're not mine. Don't sue...

Note for Ma'am Ing: Once again, ma'am. I have the same problem. This time, I write about Lu Xun (Well, you know, just a character game) as my sworn 'brother'. I think he's like a part of my family so yeah. I hope this post would be counted too.

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