Okay, actually I don't have any intention of making this post AT ALL (I might tell you). But I have to make this post since my previous posts about family aren't so related to 'Family' and yada... yada...
Meh, I'm so bored today. I'm in a BAD MOOD and I feel like burning everyone's houses!
Or so I thought...
Before I start, let me introduce my two posts about 'Family' before. First, I wrote about Lu Xun's father as wrtitten on a FanFiction. Hey, I'm still confused until now, you know... haven't found the answer yet. And my second post is about Lu Xun as my sworn 'brother'. (AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! Why should I use apostrophe?! For the love of God, these apostrophes are so damn boring!!)
My family, eh? I have one father and one mother (Of course, you silly!) Yeah, and I have one smartass-brother of mine... (Hey, he's coming!)
Weeeeeelllll....
Starts from my dad. Well, my dad is a man of integrity. He's strict and discipline. So, that's why some people say that I'm a bit coward, especially about breaking rules. Well, in my family, we have so many rules, but that's what disciplines us. Let me tell you something, !I'M NOT A COWARD JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BREAK RULES! Anyway, he’s a great father for me. There’s one thing that I’m very grateful about him. Let me tell you the story.
One day on 26th on September…
My classmates had planned to play truant (crazy idea eh?). I, as a bit of lazy student, so wanted to do so too! I asked some of my friends and yes, their father allowed them to do it (some of their parents even suggested them!). And I thought “Well, if my friend’s parents allowed them, then why shouldn’t my father?”
Unfortunately, my father didn’t allow me to. This was our conversation (of course I didn’t speak English! I translate it!)
Me: Hey, pops. Can I do something tomorrow?
My dad: If the world doesn’t end tomorrow, so yeah, you may.
Me: Well, this is ACTUALLY my FRIENDS’ plan (I emphasized on the word ‘ACTUALLY’ and ‘FRIENDS’)
My dad: Yes…yes… what the heck are they planning?
Me: It’s about tomorrow. Well, since we all are so depressed with the school stuffs, can we… ummmm… well… play truant?
My dad: (glared at me with a glare that was worse from death) FOR GOD’S SAKE, PYRO!!! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE MUSTN’T DO THAT!
Me: But, pops, listen! Everybody do it!
My dad: Everybody but not YOU! NO, forget about the plan and tomorrow you should go to school per usual!
Me: What if all of my friends are all absent?
My dad: I will buy a PS3 for you!
(Nah, this conversation is too exaggerated. I mean, my father didn’t say ‘what the heck’ of ‘for God’s sake’. Oh, and my dad doesn’t call me ‘PYRO’ anyway)
And what happened the next day? All of my friends were absent, all but me, Celia, Steven Tam2, and Steven Tok. My homeclass teacher was mad at them (I could saw steam came out from her ears. Hey, don’t tell her!) and it looked like she would punish them.
As for three of us… our Mathematic, Physic, Chemistry score got an additional points! We were so lucky!
Well, if it wasn’t for my dad, I wouldn’t get some addition points, plus, I would be punished.
That’s about my dad!
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Okay, now is my mom. She is like an ordinary mom. She is a house-wife but she has been a university teacher, but now not anymore. My mother isn't as busy as my father. In fact, she has a plenty of time to share with us since she doesn't work. Just like an ordinary mom, she's kind and helpful. There’s a funny story about me and my mom. It was when I had my blood-type tested. My mom is A when my father is O, so they expect me to have either A or O
My mom: I wonder what your blood-type is…
Me: (nonchalant answer) I’m not…
(Some minutes later…)
Doctor: Ms. Pyro? (Actually he said ‘Ms. Devina?’)
Me: Yes?
Doctor: This is the result.
(I took the paper and read it. My mom hadn’t read it, though…)
My mom: What’s your blood-type, Pyro?
Me: AB
My mom: WHAT AB? YOU’RE JOKING! I MEAN YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE AB TYPE! YOU SHOULD HAVE A OR O! OH NO! YOUR FATHER WOULDN’T BELIEVE THIS! WHOSE DAUGHTER YOU’RE, PYRO?! FROM THE BEGINNING OF BOTH MY FAMILY LINE AND YOUR FATHER’S FAMILY LINE, THERE AREN’T ANYONE THAT WAS BORN PYROMANIAC BUT YOU! AND NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS AB! (My mom talked so fast that I need sometimes to understand all. Sometimes I wonder why she didn't out of her breath)Me: Come on, mom. Of course I’m joking. Mine is O.
My mom: (sighed in relief)
(Once again, my mom doesn’t call me ‘Pyro’ and she doesn’t talk that fast, you know…)
Hehehe… my mom is funny, don’t you think?Okay, next is my brother. He’s a smartass and his hobby is pretending that he knows everything when he doesn’t (hahaha… I’m joking). He always talks sarcastically without thinking that the way he speaks might not be pleasant to the other. Anyway, although he’s a SMARTASS, he’s really SMART too! He often gets good score on his test. Sometimes, I ask him for help for some lesson, especially Physic. Somehow, he manages to help me.
As usual, there’s a funny conversation between me and him. This conversation was when he showed mw the game Dynasty Warriors for the first time (hey, I can’t be separated with that game, you know…)
Me: Wow, this game looks cool!
My bro: Thought you would like. Okay, before you play, select the character that you want to play as.
Me: Who’s the strongest?
My bro: This one.
Me: Ugh… I doubt he’s the strongest.
My bro: Okay, how about this?
Me: Nah, this guy's ugly! And what a long beard!
My bro: How about this? This is my favorite character.
Me: Who the hell he was?! A freak?!
My bro: Grrrrmmm… this is the last! (this time, he showed a female character)
Me: Not so strong, I think…
My bro: ENOUGH! CHOOSE BY YOURSELF!
Me: Wait. This girl’s cute. And, she looks strong too! (point at a character ‘you-know-who’)
My bro: Huh? Which one? Lu Xun? A girl? Are you insane?! This is a boy!
Me: She’s a girl! Haven’t you noticed her face and clothes?!
My bro: Just because he looks a bit feminine, doesn’t mean she’s a girl!
Me: Prove it, then.
My bro: Okay.
(He then chose Lu Xun as the player and began to play. That’s when I heard ‘her’ voice in the game and yeah, that ‘she’ is actually ‘he’)
My bro: What have I told you?
Me: Okay… okay… I admit defeat!
My bro: You dumbass...
Two stubborn smartasses met and that was what happened… (Wait, I’m not a smartass!)
The last (and the least) is me, my bro, and Einstein. Not the real Einstein. It's just a Einstein-robot
Thanks for reading!
1 komentar:
Yeah Yeah!!!!! Lu Xun is the "pretty" one!! Very cool. I like his twin sabers and his phoenix sword on DW 6, look so brave. Ling Tong is handsome too. ANd for the girls i like Sun Shang Xiang.
Actually i want to know and very curious about the daughter of Da Qiao and Sun Ce that's married with Lu Xun.. If somebody know about this please tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Cool history, Three Kingdoms.
Do u know Koihime Musou?? The one of many anime version of DW?? it's very crazy, all character are become a girl!! All girl!! Include Sun Ce. Sun Ce is said as a "Queen" of Wu!! Full of fanservice too -_-
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